Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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