3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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