Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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