Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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