i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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