So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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