Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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