OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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