He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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