Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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