Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We smell like vodka and hangover
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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