i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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