last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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