dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
