It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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