There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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