where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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