That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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