Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
These tits shall not be calmed
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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