I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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