The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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