yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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