yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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