Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i just google imaged poop.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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