I need help removing her.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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