Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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