Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
