so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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