The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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