lets start a swedish sibling band together
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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