So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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