Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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