Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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