Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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