i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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