OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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