I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I bet he comes in French.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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