I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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