we have officially lost it.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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