i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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