That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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