Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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