just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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