Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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