lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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