I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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