im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I have tasted many bathrooms
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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