Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
how drunk are you?
Several
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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