I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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