your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
mondays should just be called national damage control day
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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