i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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