He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He kissed a someone with a penis
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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