we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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