Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize