i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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