We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Randomize
