the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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