Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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